8th november 2005 it It is with deep regret and heavy heart that today we have to announce the departure of band mate and brother, WANK SiNATRA, due to unforeseen circumstancez.

at this moment in time, we will not be seeking a replacement and the four of us - LORD ZiON, ViKKi SPiT, STEViE LEE & ViLE GiLEZ - remain a strong, tight unit already in pre-production rehearsalz for our debut album. the beatles rose to superstardom once they went from a 5-piece to a 4-piece band and we have no doubt that this event will only make us stronger. 

WANK SiNATRA'z role in SPiT LiKE THiS
"to keep that goddamn singer on his feet - he won't dare keep still when i'm on stage as i'll be trying to stick the end of my axe up his ringpiece!  also enjoy randomly swearing at all other band members to keep them amused."

WANK'z gallery
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WANK SiNATRA'z name
"up until the 17th february, i was, in fact, called t3.  but, those arseholes at universal got stroppy coz they thought people might mistake me for the terminator or something so i changed my name to wank sinatra - a name i used when i was in various punk bands..  here's the official announcement: "17th february 2004 after months of silent pondering, we would like to today announce the official renaming of the artist formerly known as t3!  believe it or not, we had a cease and dissist from universal pictures as they were dead stroppy at us using t3 (coz of their terminator movies) so, as of today, the artist formerly known as t3 is now officially known as... <drum roll> WANK SiNATRA!!  man, you gotta love that guy!  let's see if we can't piss off another american institution :)""

WANK SiNATRA vital statistics
"i was once told by a jehovah's witness that i was one of god's children so i guess that makes me the messiah" read more >>

how WANK got the job of keyboard player / 2nd guitarist in SLT
"after being rejected from 'popstars the rivals' for apparently playing my skinflute out of tune, i ran into zion and vikki in the back alley of a porno theatre and, after declining their generous offer of sex, they instead offered me the position of playing with my organ in their band."

WANK SiNATRA'z audition - in his own words
"all i can say is, i would never have got it if i hadn't scared off all the other applicants by waving my gonorrhea infected jap's eye at them and chasing them around slt hq"

WANK SiNATRA'z audition - in ZiON'z own words
"i used to share a house with wank a few years back - and am doing so again!  i can't go into too much detail here, but there are some sordid tales to tell from that period of time!!  i'm sure all will be revealed eventually.  anyway, we lost contact after i moved out then, when i started putting the live thing together, he was my first choice for keyboard maestro.  after all, if he was good enough for elton john and phil collins, he was good enough for me! (ask him!!!).  but, i didn't have his number.  as if by magic, he called me up the very next day out of the blue, i told him what i was doing, asked him if he'd be interested, he said yes so that was it.  played him the stuff, he loved it, he was in!"

WANK SiNATRA on why he wanted to join SPiT LiKE THiS
"originally i was under the impression that spit like this was a company that produced dirty german sheitzer videos.  had i known that it was a filthy rock n roll band, i would have a) politely declined and b) never have taken all those laxatives that morning.  how embarrassing to soil one's self in front of so many people."

WANK SiNATRA'z thoughts on SPiT LiKE THiS
"i like slt.  i like doing the music with it's own unique sound and style.  it's really cool to have a good front-man like zion who is much better at singing than bin laden.  lots of rock n roll and soon to be bigger than lolo ferrari's tits. and we plan to take over the world."

WANK SiNATRA'z thoughts on the other band members
"zion: zion, the king of hippies, the less said about him the better, really - for his own safety.  there is constant rivalry within the band about who rules the most between myself and hippy.  in my world, everything revolves around me, therefore i rock.  however, i have this to say about hippy.  everything you read about hippy is true.  everything you hear about hippy is probably true.  hippy is no fake.  you have so many bullshit, bastard frontmen out there pretending to be what they're not but zion is for real.  i've known him since i was 15 and, what you see him wear on stage, is what he wears on an everyday basis, since the day i've known him!  the only thing fake about zion is the spiced meat product that he keeps in his trousers as a crude and inaccurate representation of the human male genitalia.  zion is definitely the most original person i know.  people copy him - he doesn't copy them.  so, for that, i salute the hippy and will say 'he rules' but, i rock the most!  and now we are living together again, only time will tell as to what we will next be arrested for...

vikki: vikki has a vagina and is teased about it constantly because we all have willies and she doesn't.  or maybe she does - only zion knows for sure as he has filmed her having a piss backstage (watch out for the dvd coming soon!!).  vikki is definitely the coolest member of the band, not because of her boobs and vagina but because she is everything that you would expect of a rock star girlie, but without the girlie.  despite my constant teasing, she is one of the lads and holds her own.  she tends to think she's cute and sometimes you have to just smile and nod so she believes her opinion to be valid.  she is, however, really very funny when upset.  she is fiercefully loyal to the band and her friends.  she has become like a family member and, no, i don't want to shag her!  the best way to keep vikki happy is to feed her chocolate.  the best way to annoy vikki is to ask her if she is with the band.  overall opinion of vikki is that she has a vagina.

stevie: stevie has a vagina. bless his little cottons, he is still nervous around me, but is slowly coming out of his shell and has learnt a lot of dirty, filthy words which will eventually land him in a whole lot of trouble.  when he does come out, he's really funny.  it doesn't take a great deal of alcohol to turn quiet little stevie into a booby-shouting, leg-humping, foreskin-losing hooligan!  i'm not sure his mum likes me, which is a shame, because i like her ;)  what stevie really needs is to get laid by a fucking whore - so, any fucking whores out there that want to give stevie the dirtiest sex he's ever had in his life should email him on stevie@spitlikethis.com - previous whores need not apply...

gilez: gilez has a vagina.  gilez will be the death of me, one way or another.  i have never known such a headfuck in all my life.  despite gilez's questionable choice of lifestyle (not that i am homophobic), i have become very close to gilez in a red-blooded heterosexual kind of way.  we haveall seen his pods now, and they are not nice.  curiously enough, gilez is the only member of the band to have seen my willy, in an innocent, red-blooded heterosexual kind of way.  musically, he is a fucking good drummer, probably the best i've worked with and, if he put the seat back on his drumstool, he could play even better!  he is likely to outlive us all but die in a spectacularly fiery fashion or, if the drugs don't get him, his driving will. or he might just choke sucking his own cock!"

WANK SiNATRA'z thoughts on the SPiT LiKE THiS SLuTz
"the SLuTz rock!  we have the best fucking fans in the world.  the fact that these people from all over the world haul ass to our gigs is the coolest fucking thing imaginable.  there's nothing better than being onstage watching a sea of spit like this t-shirts singing along in unison to our songs.  to be fair, most SLuTz are scared of me.  i try to be nice, but they still run.  the SLuTz i have gotten to know are all fucking cool and we already have loads of cool SLuT stories in the pipeline.  like muddle rolling around in his own vomit coz i gave him special brew!  vikki slutter getting whipped by gilez backstage whilst shouting 'i'm a SLuT and i love spit like this' (dvd coming soon!!)!  our SLuTz are fucking cool because they genuinly like the band, the music and what we stand for.  when this ride really begins - when all the hype and carnage starts - and the bullshit little 12 year olds claim to like spit like this just because their friends do, our SLuTz will smite them with a fiery sword, casting them all to hell!!  our SLuTz continue to grow, and so has my willy.  especially as i got to finger one of them all the way home on the tour bus.  hoorah!"

equipment used on stage
yamaha keyboardz
peavey ampz
quadraverb gt rack mount
bc rich warlock guitar, blood red
washburn acoustic guitar
ev-50 mic

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